








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
685 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 562 | 36% |
| Smokes | 399 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 240 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 365 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $227,454 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mätthëw | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | Chief Queef | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | cama #Refrag.gg | 57% | 53 |
| #5 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Luke:> | 50% | 14 |
| #7 | jawillez | 46% | 63 |
| #8 | future milf | 38% | 32 |
| #9 | marvelousspirit | 35% | 26 |
| #10 | andalusia | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jawillez | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | cama #Refrag.gg | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | future milf | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 311 | 0.37 | 9 min |
| #2 | jawillez | 130 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 101 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Luke:> | 75 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #5 | cama #Refrag.gg | 71 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke:> | +4.81 | 93 | 62 |
| #2 | cama #Refrag.gg | +2.80 | 85 | 56 |
| #3 | ⚛0rkin♆ | +0.99 | 77 | 85 |
| #4 | jawillez | +0.50 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | andalusia | -0.41 | 82 | 78 |





