








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Renown | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
750 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,967 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3449 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1788 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 974 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1756 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,858 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BUNI | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | 61% | 67 |
| #3 | ✪ I Love 콕사투.docx | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | MoldovaN- | 54% | 67 |
| #5 | MeHigh. | 53% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✪ Just a Potato | 51% | 53 |
| #7 | qLethal☭D | 50% | 64 |
| #8 | xStelian02 | 45% | 55 |
| #9 | Vendetta | 43% | 21 |
| #10 | M3rcer | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qLethal☭D | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | MoldovaN- | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | MeHigh. | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | xStelian02 | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | BUNI | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeHigh. | 105 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | xStelian02 | 86 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | qLethal☭D | 71 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ Just a Potato | 48 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | iSeby2002 | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Just a Potato | +3.27 | 87 | 80 |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | +2.43 | 80 | 74 |
| #3 | xStelian02 | +0.67 | 84 | 63 |
| #4 | nesquick | +0.51 | 75 | 74 |
| #5 | MeHigh. | +0.35 | 66 | 66 |





