








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2030 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1212 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1123 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1206 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $269,280 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xzrep. | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | MoldovaN- | 61% | 49 |
| #4 | badstats- | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | iSeby2002 | 61% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Vendetta | 53% | 17 |
| #9 | ✪ Just a Potato | 52% | 21 |
| #10 | MeHigh. | 46% | 48 |
| #11 | nesquick | 45% | 55 |
| #12 | qLethal☭D | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ I Love 콕사투.docx | 4 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | qLethal☭D | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | MoldovaN- | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | nesquick | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nesquick | 389 | 0.36 | 12 min |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | 294 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | MeHigh. | 197 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | qLethal☭D | 158 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | MoldovaN- | 141 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iSeby2002 | +2.52 | 80 | 76 |
| #2 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | +2.19 | 68 | 73 |
| #3 | ✪ Just a Potato | +2.18 | 83 | 79 |
| #4 | badstats- | +1.78 | 69 | 65 |
| #5 | MoldovaN- | +1.50 | 76 | 76 |





