








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 206 matches | ||
| Faceit | 165 matches | ||
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8660 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8686 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6644 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7712 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,236,271 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 705 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | 70% | 101 |
| #2 | ✪ Just a Potato | 66% | 351 |
| #3 | qLethal☭D | 65% | 54 |
| #4 | iSeby2002 | 65% | 231 |
| #5 | MeHigh. | 62% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | badstats- | 62% | 78 |
| #7 | xStelian02 | 61% | 49 |
| #8 | Vendetta | 59% | 78 |
| #9 | nesquick | 54% | 67 |
| #10 | BUNI | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iSeby2002 | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | ✪ Just a Potato | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | badstats- | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | qLethal☭D | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Just a Potato | 1720 | 0.23 | 55 min |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | 845 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #3 | nesquick | 393 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #4 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | 336 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | xStelian02 | 284 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Just a Potato | +3.87 | 86 | 79 |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | +2.43 | 79 | 75 |
| #3 | MeHigh. | +1.60 | 60 | 67 |
| #4 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | +1.50 | 74 | 73 |
| #5 | MoldovaN- | +0.63 | 77 | 76 |





