








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Renown | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5211 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5497 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3732 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5020 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $723,454 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | 69% | 173 |
| #2 | xzrep. | 69% | 48 |
| #3 | Nistor02 | 66% | 47 |
| #4 | ✪ Just a Potato | 66% | 157 |
| #5 | ✪ I Love 콕사투.docx | 66% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | badstats- | 62% | 60 |
| #11 | nesquick | 61% | 67 |
| #12 | qLethal☭D | 61% | 59 |
| #13 | xStelian02 | 61% | 64 |
| #14 | Vendetta | 60% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoldovaN- | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ✪ I Love 콕사투.docx | 8 | 0.0163 |
| #3 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | ✪ Just a Potato | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | xStelian02 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Just a Potato | 811 | 0.25 | 25 min |
| #2 | MoldovaN- | 746 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | 692 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #4 | nesquick | 393 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #5 | xStelian02 | 310 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Just a Potato | +3.10 | 86 | 79 |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | +2.93 | 81 | 75 |
| #3 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | +1.70 | 75 | 75 |
| #4 | MeHigh. | +1.45 | 64 | 65 |
| #5 | 00semmaru | +0.98 | 73 | 63 |





