








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2526 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Renown | 150 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8641 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7749 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4023 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 6440 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,235,562 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | 79% | 75 |
| #2 | badstats- | 72% | 36 |
| #3 | MoldovaN- | 66% | 351 |
| #4 | iSeby2002 | 66% | 157 |
| #5 | Vendetta | 56% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | iSeby2002 | 66% | 157 |
| #5 | Vendetta | 56% | 89 |
| #6 | qLethal☭D | 51% | 35 |
| #7 | nesquick | 51% | 53 |
| #8 | BUNI | 48% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoldovaN- | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | BUNI | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | iSeby2002 | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | nesquick | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | badstats- | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoldovaN- | 1282 | 0.17 | 33 min |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | 536 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | nesquick | 300 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #4 | Vendetta | 254 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | 239 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Just a Potato | +3.94 | 86 | 77 |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | +1.91 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | ◢Tinu' Augustinu'◤ | +0.91 | 74 | 73 |
| #4 | badstats- | +0.40 | 68 | 69 |
| #5 | MoldovaN- | +0.30 | 75 | 75 |





