








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2331 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1363 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1964 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2019 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $510,201 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoldovaN- | 65% | 54 |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | 61% | 59 |
| #3 | Vendetta | 61% | 38 |
| #4 | AnDYyY2k | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | ✪ Just a Potato | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeHigh. | 255 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | nesquick | 127 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #3 | MoldovaN- | 120 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪ Just a Potato | 114 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | xStelian02 | 81 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Just a Potato | +6.41 | 86 | 77 |
| #2 | Stitch #faking insein | +2.44 | 84 | 27 |
| #3 | iSeby2002 | +1.86 | 82 | 79 |
| #4 | MoldovaN- | +1.66 | 76 | 78 |
| #5 | MeHigh. | +1.63 | 70 | 66 |





