








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,743 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,031 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2517 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1677 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1343 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1494 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,862 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eje | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | eedubbi | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | Hartsah11 | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | VIGGEE 👑 | 64% | 14 |
| #5 | matohäntä | 60% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brenkkumirkku | 302 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #2 | ned | 196 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | PeKSulli | 127 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | eedubbi | 114 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #5 | honda | 65 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eedubbi | +4.42 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | HessuHöpö | +2.40 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | VIGGEE 👑 | +2.07 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | vilkku | +1.81 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | Hartsah11 | +1.55 | 78 | 67 |





