








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Esplay | 16 matches | 1,996 | |
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,356 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2892 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2159 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1945 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2360 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $746,765 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | radekbonk11 | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | VIGGEE 👑 | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | Kong | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | vilkku | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | M.ulQvist(AKA mehicon donkki) | 59% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeKSulli | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | кеке | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | vilkku | 3 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | mudias😋 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | ned | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VIGGEE 👑 | +2.87 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | eedubbi | +2.50 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | Lentävä Saunavihta | +2.07 | 65 | 69 |
| #4 | M.ulQvist(AKA mehicon donkki) | +1.76 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | honda | +1.63 | 56 | 64 |





