








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 478 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 189 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2913 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3160 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2879 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1816 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,958,084 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 389 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Drips | 49% | 37 |
| #9 | KenPachi | 48% | 54 |
| #10 | Vatos94 | 47% | 45 |
| #11 | NaaDx | 44% | 82 |
| #12 | SK | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emO- | 16 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | NIGHT'S WATCH | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Drips | 7 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | KenPachi | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | NaaDx | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emO- | 553 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | NIGHT'S WATCH | 468 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | NaaDx | 343 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | Sniffles | 331 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | Joe Daniel's en PiiWii | 263 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drips | +2.43 | 77 | 40 |
| #2 | SK | +2.12 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | Dean | +2.11 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | emO- | +2.06 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | NaaDx | +2.05 | 76 | 63 |





