








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 456 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6803 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6342 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2620 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5504 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,285,507 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | mGx^x | 53% | 40 |
| #10 | RvX- | 52% | 29 |
| #11 | 420G.B | 50% | 46 |
| #12 | w#MomentosMágicos | 50% | 105 |
| #13 | emO- | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vivinh0 | +3.43 | 90 | 49 |
| #2 | Synxx | +1.91 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | emO- | +1.86 | 90 | 53 |
| #4 | Dean | +0.94 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | mGx^x | +0.23 | 58 | 63 |





