








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1322 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 645 matches | ||
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12222 | 38% |
| Smokes | 10757 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2386 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 6904 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,367,360 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bennett | 55% | 56 |
| #2 | p.shadow | 55% | 150 |
| #3 | FlameOG | 52% | 213 |
| #4 | Gel | 52% | 73 |
| #5 | Zef | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bennett | 15 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | mak | 13 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | FlameOG | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | jac0jac0 | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Nukes | 4 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nukes | 1530 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #2 | FlameOG | 1151 | 0.25 | 27 min |
| #3 | p.shadow | 721 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #4 | ULTRA EGO! | 623 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #5 | JuanCawk | 590 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zef | +1.93 | 78 | 69 |
| #2 | Gel | +1.21 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | 40r3sk1n adjust3r | +0.74 | 53 | 64 |
| #4 | p.shadow | +0.34 | 73 | 62 |
| #5 | jac0jac0 | +0.25 | 77 | 48 |





