








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2082 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2086 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2475 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2432 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,677 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rikźź | 69% | 169 |
| #2 | Kirikuõpetaja | 68% | 164 |
| #3 | szymus | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | Cuba | 67% | 160 |
| #5 | Nunnnn | 64% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kirikuõpetaja | 68% | 164 |
| #3 | szymus | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | Cuba | 67% | 160 |
| #5 | Nunnnn | 64% | 206 |
| #6 | speed-deemon | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nunnnn | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Cuba | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | rikźź | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | szymus | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cuba | 1297 | 0.38 | 41 min |
| #2 | Nunnnn | 721 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | rikźź | 506 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #4 | Kirikuõpetaja | 385 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | speed-deemon | 189 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rikźź | +1.46 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | Kirikuõpetaja | +1.36 | 89 | 72 |
| #3 | szymus | +0.96 | 93 | 60 |
| #4 | Cuba | +0.83 | 84 | 88 |
| #5 | M4rdik/. | +0.76 | 70 | 58 |





