








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1733 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1632 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2243 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1590 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,922 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akanta | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | j3eivoo | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | HybridBeing | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | <king8954> | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Rubiks694 | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j3eivoo | 1115 | 0.25 | 36 min |
| #2 | Akanta | 652 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #3 | Rubiks694 | 189 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | ★ | kleiner Prinz | 172 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | HybridBeing | 137 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schildkröte | +1.30 | 77 | 88 |
| #2 | j3eivoo | +1.22 | 71 | 87 |
| #3 | Akanta | +0.70 | 47 | 75 |
| #4 | NiBoEp | +0.30 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | Rubiks694 | -0.55 | 78 | 70 |





