








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1973 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 718 matches | ||
| Faceit | 324 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 173 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 59,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21057 | 36% |
| Smokes | 16173 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 11414 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 10605 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,202,694 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 651 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HybridBeing | 53% | 523 |
| #2 | Rubiks694 | 52% | 559 |
| #3 | Akanta | 52% | 1121 |
| #4 | NiBoEp | 51% | 212 |
| #5 | ★ | kleiner Prinz | 50% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akanta | 36 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | HybridBeing | 14 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Rubiks694 | 11 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | ★ | kleiner Prinz | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | NiBoEp | 10 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akanta | 4002 | 0.17 | 127 min |
| #2 | Rubiks694 | 1365 | 0.11 | 41 min |
| #3 | HybridBeing | 937 | 0.08 | 29 min |
| #4 | ★ | kleiner Prinz | 820 | 0.13 | 28 min |
| #5 | NiBoEp | 413 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j3eivoo | +1.05 | 68 | 86 |
| #2 | Akanta | +0.48 | 47 | 76 |
| #3 | NiBoEp | +0.36 | 72 | 65 |
| #4 | Rubiks694 | -0.13 | 77 | 74 |
| #5 | ★ | kleiner Prinz | -0.72 | 69 | 71 |





