








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 74 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11524 | 31% |
| Smokes | 10265 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8001 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7986 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,491,162 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corwin | 72% | 86 |
| #2 | egoist | 65% | 51 |
| #3 | type shit | 61% | 222 |
| #4 | FoXTroZT | 60% | 92 |
| #5 | dray-k | 58% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | egoist | 65% | 51 |
| #3 | type shit | 61% | 222 |
| #4 | FoXTroZT | 60% | 92 |
| #5 | dray-k | 58% | 172 |
| #6 | Gloomy | 51% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoXTroZT | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Corwin | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | dray-k | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Gloomy | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | type shit | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dray-k | 486 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | type shit | 463 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | FoXTroZT | 381 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | Gloomy | 259 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | Corwin | 248 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | +2.06 | 69 | 77 |
| #2 | Fluorine | +1.71 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | Corwin | +1.66 | 59 | 70 |
| #4 | type shit | +1.46 | 76 | 53 |
| #5 | egoist | +1.26 | 69 | 68 |





