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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12413 | 41% |
| Smokes | 7219 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3839 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 6630 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,019,553 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 651 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mythu Lil Monkey | 67% | 84 |
| #2 | C̵h̷e̶r̵r̸y̴ ̸B̷o̸i̵ ̵H̶×n̶t̴e̸r | 66% | 107 |
| #3 | Yayo | 64% | 98 |
| #4 | ed reed | 63% | 52 |
| #5 | LazerRadical | 61% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | doctorjazz | 54% | 98 |
| #14 | manx^ | 52% | 52 |
| #15 | Kittycat456321 | 52% | 99 |
| #16 | werd | 50% | 70 |
| #17 | patty | 49% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | 36 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | aeasf | 18 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | LazerRadical | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | patty | 12 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | 0d1n | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | 1946 | 0.20 | 59 min |
| #2 | stormK | 724 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #3 | LazerRadical | 633 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | 0d1n | 500 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | werd | 499 | 0.33 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LazerRadical | +3.13 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | Yayo | +2.19 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | doctorjazz | +2.10 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | 0d1n | +2.02 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | Gloomy | +1.94 | 75 | 78 |





