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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 757 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 188 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5011 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3514 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6140 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5858 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,893,552 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3871 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strider | Selling | Trading | 74% | 53 |
| #2 | Fluorine | 72% | 86 |
| #3 | type shit | 69% | 72 |
| #4 | dray-k | 68% | 142 |
| #5 | 1sd | 66% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1sd | +4.18 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | strider | Selling | Trading | +3.48 | 88 | 53 |
| #3 | Fluorine | +3.09 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | type shit | +2.76 | 83 | 57 |
| #5 | Corwin | +2.48 | 58 | 71 |





