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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2935 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 571 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 94 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 72,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 23258 | 32% |
| Smokes | 15753 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 18986 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 14920 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,204,992 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ed reed | 66% | 107 |
| #2 | Negumi | 66% | 114 |
| #3 | C̵h̷e̶r̵r̸y̴ ̸B̷o̸i̵ ̵H̶×n̶t̴e̸r | 64% | 247 |
| #4 | Jenky | 62% | 259 |
| #5 | FoXTroZT | 61% | 478 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 0d1n | 59% | 161 |
| #10 | doctorjazz | 58% | 163 |
| #11 | Its_Thunder | 53% | 113 |
| #12 | patty | 52% | 327 |
| #13 | Kittycat456321 | 51% | 334 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoXTroZT | 50 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | aeasf | 49 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | LazerRadical | 44 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | patty | 40 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Jenky | 21 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LazerRadical | 1920 | 0.12 | 46 min |
| #2 | FoXTroZT | 1802 | 0.18 | 42 min |
| #3 | aeasf | 1183 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #4 | Mythu Lil Monkey | 978 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #5 | patty | 908 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LazerRadical | +3.09 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | doctorjazz | +2.31 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | Gloomy | +1.90 | 75 | 77 |
| #4 | Jenky | +1.26 | 80 | 54 |
| #5 | C̵h̷e̶r̵r̸y̴ ̸B̷o̸i̵ ̵H̶×n̶t̴e̸r | +1.19 | 74 | 54 |





