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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1135 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1396 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1990 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1839 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,213,308 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JANUSZ !!! | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | czerwony policzek jacka | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | andrew golara | 63% | 43 |
| #4 | Garda | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | VonMoltke | 59% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | SUNIA!!! | 58% | 187 |
| #7 | Mr_Peanut ツ | 57% | 182 |
| #8 | Ssaładick | 54% | 57 |
| #9 | Santino | 52% | 54 |
| #10 | SMIELSZY_WACEK | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr_Peanut ツ | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | VonMoltke | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | SUNIA!!! | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VonMoltke | 314 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | Mr_Peanut ツ | 287 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | SUNIA!!! | 254 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Santino | 119 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | czerwony policzek jacka | 89 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VonMoltke | +3.53 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | czerwony policzek jacka | +0.56 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | SUNIA!!! | +0.52 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | • anarchia18 • | +0.48 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | Mr_Peanut ツ | +0.19 | 77 | 54 |





