








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 592 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 142 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,746 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2551 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2530 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3321 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2344 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,048,073 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | czerwony policzek jacka | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | • anarchia18 • | 59% | 182 |
| #3 | JANUSZ !!! | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | Mr_Peanut ツ | 55% | 239 |
| #5 | SUNIA!!! | 55% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | andrew golara | 53% | 70 |
| #8 | Garda | 53% | 36 |
| #9 | LORDE | 50% | 18 |
| #10 | Ssaładick | 49% | 94 |
| #11 | SMIELSZY_WACEK | 48% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr_Peanut ツ | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | SUNIA!!! | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | andrew golara | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | • anarchia18 • | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | JANUSZ !!! | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr_Peanut ツ | 380 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | SUNIA!!! | 328 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Santino | 188 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | • anarchia18 • | 143 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | czerwony policzek jacka | 131 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VonMoltke | +3.87 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | Mr_Peanut ツ | +0.41 | 79 | 52 |
| #3 | SUNIA!!! | +0.06 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | • anarchia18 • | -0.06 | 65 | 59 |
| #5 | czerwony policzek jacka | -0.16 | 67 | 61 |





