








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 979 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1342 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1033 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1482 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $267,887 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | Brashi | 83% | 12 |
| #3 | HorizoN | 81% | 16 |
| #4 | yuna | 80% | 10 |
| #5 | -VulcaN- | 78% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Wolffe | 42% | 12 |
| #16 | dea | 40% | 20 |
| #17 | Evan | 39% | 18 |
| #18 | freshie | 33% | 9 |
| #19 | steel | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marro | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | BeaKie | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | dea | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | snav | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Evan | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaKie | 237 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Marro | 186 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #3 | snav | 145 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | steel | 122 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | dea | 117 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarKE | +4.28 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | BeaKie | +3.70 | 75 | 83 |
| #3 | -VulcaN- | +3.61 | 88 | 48 |
| #4 | c | +3.58 | 74 | 62 |
| #5 | PwnAlone | +2.72 | 96 | 71 |





