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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1960 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Faceit | 295 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9524 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9487 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5752 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7524 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,824,587 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2450 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hide on bush | 75% | 81 |
| #2 | salty pancakes | 74% | 175 |
| #3 | luke | 72% | 89 |
| #4 | kita | 71% | 107 |
| #5 | LaffyTs | 71% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REKMEISTER | 28 | 0.0224 |
| #2 | luke | 15 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | stizza | 14 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | salty pancakes | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | hide on bush | 9 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaKie | 754 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #2 | salty pancakes | 703 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | 'WaterMelonCrusher' | 544 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| #4 | luke | 340 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #5 | seb-a-licious | 276 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REKMEISTER | +4.98 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | jchancE | +4.83 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | BeaKie | +4.26 | 81 | 86 |
| #4 | seb-a-licious | +2.36 | 76 | 64 |
| #5 | LaffyTs | +2.22 | 81 | 59 |





