








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 238 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2764 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3172 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1959 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2562 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $625,739 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ffffff | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | TR0JN | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | N4hSi | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | freshie | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | DeniEd | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | TR0JN | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | N4hSi | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | freshie | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | DeniEd | 39% | 18 |
| #6 | dea | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freshie | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ffffff | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freshie | 180 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #2 | TR0JN | 129 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | dea | 117 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | DeniEd | 100 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | ffffff | 93 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TR0JN | +3.59 | 95 | 67 |
| #2 | Evan | +2.14 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | ffffff | +1.93 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | freshie | +1.27 | 87 | 70 |
| #5 | dea | +0.75 | 90 | 66 |





