








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3026 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4760 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4892 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1941 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3051 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $832,777 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 579 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mini Larsen | 55% | 141 |
| #2 | jrFredheim | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | Ludvig | 53% | 248 |
| #4 | Aekara | 48% | 159 |
| #5 | psema | 48% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Aekara | 48% | 159 |
| #5 | psema | 48% | 199 |
| #6 | ItsHypnotix | 48% | 350 |
| #7 | Hansa | 47% | 239 |
| #8 | Jocker | 46% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | psema | 58 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | ItsHypnotix | 34 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Hansa | 18 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Aekara | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Mini Larsen | 8 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | psema | 698 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | ItsHypnotix | 634 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | Aekara | 546 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | Ludvig | 542 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #5 | Hansa | 481 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aekara | +2.21 | 78 | 50 |
| #2 | Ludvig | +2.07 | 59 | 72 |
| #3 | Mini Larsen | +1.91 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | Hansa | +0.15 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | ItsHypnotix | +0.08 | 69 | 47 |





