








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1061 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Faceit | 223 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7896 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,115 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8353 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7783 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4537 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7442 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,619,139 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | msg | 71% | 92 |
| #2 | NyKo | 67% | 33 |
| #3 | Familyjules | 60% | 97 |
| #4 | Tea Cup Killer | 57% | 132 |
| #5 | Soul | 51% | 427 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Bebs | 49% | 102 |
| #7 | Jinx | 45% | 280 |
| #8 | MUK_MUK | 43% | 74 |
| #9 | bumhead9 | 43% | 124 |
| #10 | Dongo | 34% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soul | 19 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | MUK_MUK | 18 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | Jinx | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Dongo | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Familyjules | 9 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soul | 1683 | 0.18 | 50 min |
| #2 | Jinx | 954 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | bumhead9 | 436 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | Tea Cup Killer | 400 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | Familyjules | 302 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fords | +2.53 | 73 | 73 |
| #2 | msg | +1.75 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | Soul | +0.81 | 64 | 74 |
| #4 | NyKo | -0.54 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | Familyjules | -0.57 | 67 | 65 |





