








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2866 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3197 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2505 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2612 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,897,121 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dstry | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | Karen | 56% | 124 |
| #3 | โ Subarashii | 55% | 96 |
| #4 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | 53% | 335 |
| #5 | Call me LukyS | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | โ Subarashii | 55% | 96 |
| #4 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | 53% | 335 |
| #5 | Call me LukyS | 52% | 66 |
| #6 | IamRoady | 50% | 195 |
| #7 | SirBESTix | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IamRoady | 23 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | 17 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Dstry | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Karen | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | โ Subarashii | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | 2446 | 0.35 | 74 min |
| #2 | Karen | 463 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | Call me LukyS | 270 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | IamRoady | 202 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | โ Subarashii | 198 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neven SuBOTic | +1.60 | 72 | 52 |
| #2 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | +0.83 | 76 | 77 |
| #3 | Dstry | +0.40 | 57 | 63 |
| #4 | Call me LukyS | +0.35 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | Karen | +0.22 | 68 | 67 |





