








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 448 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2444 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1877 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 6460 | 52% |
| Molotovs | 1653 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,051,400 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โ Subarashii | 50% | 52 |
| #2 | Neven SuBOTic | 50% | 195 |
| #3 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | 49% | 135 |
| #4 | SchnitzelHeinz | 48% | 104 |
| #5 | Karen | 44% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โ Subarashii | 50% | 52 |
| #2 | Neven SuBOTic | 50% | 195 |
| #3 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | 49% | 135 |
| #4 | SchnitzelHeinz | 48% | 104 |
| #5 | Karen | 44% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Neven SuBOTic | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | SchnitzelHeinz | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Karen | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | โ Subarashii | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | 1075 | 0.36 | 32 min |
| #2 | Karen | 606 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | Neven SuBOTic | 410 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | SchnitzelHeinz | 143 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | โ Subarashii | 125 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neven SuBOTic | +1.71 | 70 | 51 |
| #2 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | +0.95 | 78 | 79 |
| #3 | Karen | +0.72 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | SchnitzelHeinz | +0.45 | 73 | 55 |
| #5 | โ Subarashii | -0.84 | 73 | 47 |





