








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3975 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1704 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2295 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 929 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $768,450 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faultier 361 | 77% | 22 |
| #2 | โ Subarashii | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | 53% | 94 |
| #4 | Neven SuBOTic | 52% | 66 |
| #5 | daryanistcool | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Neven SuBOTic | 52% | 66 |
| #5 | daryanistcool | 50% | 14 |
| #6 | Dstry | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | Karen | 41% | 39 |
| #8 | IamRoady | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Dstry | 6 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | IamRoady | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | daryanistcool | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Neven SuBOTic | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | 749 | 0.38 | 22 min |
| #2 | Karen | 153 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Neven SuBOTic | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dstry | 75 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | โ Subarashii | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Call me LukyS | +1.25 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | penguin ๐๐๐๐๐งกโค | +1.24 | 79 | 76 |
| #3 | Neven SuBOTic | +1.17 | 65 | 53 |
| #4 | Dstry | +0.02 | 48 | 60 |
| #5 | Faultier 361 | -1.14 | 76 | 22 |





