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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 223 | 26% |
| Smokes | 179 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 249 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 218 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $176,682 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickname | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | bakorino | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | XD | 88% | 8 |
| #4 | =:) | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Tobias Er En Bombeplanter!!! | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XD | 1 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobias Er En Bombeplanter!!! | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | bakorino | 20 | 0.54 | 0 min |
| #3 | XD | 16 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | =:) | 10 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | devicle | 8 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bakorino | +10.03 | 93 | 83 |
| #2 | XD | +4.76 | 79 | 77 |
| #3 | Graam | +0.85 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | Lalisa (tjoeb) | +0.77 | 56 | 71 |
| #5 | Tobias Er En Bombeplanter!!! | +0.38 | 86 | 68 |





