








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 524 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Faceit | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6070 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6083 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5991 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4279 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,642,035 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mezzerN | 60% | 165 |
| #2 | Steelnex | 57% | 406 |
| #3 | Ulsrud | 56% | 288 |
| #4 | r1as | 53% | 661 |
| #5 | 가브리엘 | 51% | 357 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1as | 27 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | 가브리엘 | 21 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Steelnex | 19 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Ulsrud | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | mezzerN | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 가브리엘 | 1194 | 0.16 | 41 min |
| #2 | r1as | 982 | 0.07 | 25 min |
| #3 | Steelnex | 836 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #4 | Ulsrud | 344 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #5 | Tom | nomeuu | 317 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steelnex | +4.29 | 74 | 61 |
| #2 | Ulsrud | +2.53 | 81 | 49 |
| #3 | 가브리엘 | +2.20 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | Celtix | +1.29 | 50 | 64 |
| #5 | Young Don | +0.85 | 79 | 58 |





