








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1005 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3846 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3685 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3942 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2553 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,862,247 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mezzerN | 60% | 129 |
| #2 | Steelnex | 59% | 141 |
| #3 | Ulsrud | 54% | 129 |
| #4 | r1as | 52% | 407 |
| #5 | Mike | 51% | 357 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ulsrud | 54% | 129 |
| #4 | r1as | 52% | 407 |
| #5 | Mike | 51% | 357 |
| #6 | Safiree | 48% | 58 |
| #7 | Joker | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mike | 13 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | r1as | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Steelnex | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Ulsrud | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | mezzerN | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mike | 934 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #2 | r1as | 642 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #3 | Steelnex | 368 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | Ulsrud | 206 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Safiree | 164 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steelnex | +3.34 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | Ulsrud | +3.29 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | 가브리엘 | +2.08 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | Safiree | -0.30 | 66 | 65 |
| #5 | r1as | -0.88 | 58 | 62 |





