








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 428 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9705 | 21% |
| Smokes | 12587 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 11795 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 12988 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,320,670 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flight | 73% | 142 |
| #2 | WhatUpGangsta | 71% | 154 |
| #3 | Mulppy | 70% | 172 |
| #4 | bawgdawg | 66% | 120 |
| #5 | StealthPotato | 61% | 276 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dank Jesus | 602 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #2 | eXce!!eNt | 562 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | Flight | 530 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | StealthPotato | 501 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #5 | Mulppy | 436 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snoop | +3.19 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | Flight | +2.05 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | Mulppy | +1.75 | 81 | 53 |
| #4 | Dank Jesus | +0.87 | 70 | 60 |
| #5 | S64 | +0.84 | 65 | 59 |





