








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Wingman | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5816 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5987 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4143 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3938 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,562,693 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dank Jesus | 59% | 101 |
| #2 | snoop | 57% | 275 |
| #3 | Bum | 57% | 138 |
| #4 | Cloudy Cat 🐱🐱🐱 | 55% | 127 |
| #5 | Insane | 54% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Cloudy Cat 🐱🐱🐱 | 55% | 127 |
| #5 | Insane | 54% | 95 |
| #6 | StealthPotato | 53% | 49 |
| #7 | eXce!!eNt | 53% | 85 |
| #8 | S64 | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snoop | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Bum | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Cloudy Cat 🐱🐱🐱 | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Insane | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | StealthPotato | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snoop | 457 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | Bum | 361 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Cloudy Cat 🐱🐱🐱 | 217 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | eXce!!eNt | 168 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dank Jesus | 140 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snoop | +2.61 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | Sunny Dogg | +1.14 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | S64 | +0.93 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | Dank Jesus | +0.57 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | Bum | +0.41 | 76 | 61 |





