








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1459 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 328 matches | ||
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
28079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 67,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20869 | 31% |
| Smokes | 13654 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 19470 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 13674 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,411,218 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1576 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snoop | 70% | 172 |
| #2 | Flight | 67% | 399 |
| #3 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | 66% | 183 |
| #4 | BiggyJ | 63% | 226 |
| #5 | riiiiiiite | 60% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | 66% | 183 |
| #4 | BiggyJ | 63% | 226 |
| #5 | riiiiiiite | 60% | 219 |
| #6 | gwap | 60% | 179 |
| #7 | prada ocean | 56% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flight | 52 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | riiiiiiite | 49 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | gwap | 35 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | snoop | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flight | 1569 | 0.20 | 32 min |
| #2 | riiiiiiite | 1073 | 0.24 | 31 min |
| #3 | BiggyJ | 674 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #4 | gwap | 670 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #5 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | 477 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwap | +3.14 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | snoop | +2.52 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | riiiiiiite | +2.38 | 91 | 69 |
| #4 | Flight | +1.99 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | Mulppy | +1.47 | 82 | 58 |





