








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2993 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2678 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2803 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2785 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $881,300 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dj erdogan | 54% | 63 |
| #2 | jaska mäkilähtö | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | tyyb | 51% | 111 |
| #4 | BoB Ross | 51% | 89 |
| #5 | BOT Tomi | 49% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyyb | 365 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | kari häkki | 273 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | jaska mäkilähtö | 167 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | dj erdogan | 166 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | BoB Ross | 156 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dj erdogan | +2.58 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | BOT Tomi | +1.84 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | tyyb | +1.55 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | kari häkki | +0.99 | 60 | 64 |
| #5 | anttva | +0.78 | 85 | 61 |





