








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1274 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1236 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1639 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1366 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,598 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaska mäkilähtö | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | BoB Ross | 66% | 94 |
| #3 | BOT Tomi | 65% | 74 |
| #4 | tyyb | 61% | 110 |
| #5 | kari häkki | 56% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | tyyb | 61% | 110 |
| #5 | kari häkki | 56% | 123 |
| #6 | JariNSeksiHousutPVP | 56% | 9 |
| #7 | Plasma-Aki | 54% | 63 |
| #8 | anttva | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoB Ross | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | tyyb | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Plasma-Aki | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | kari häkki | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | jaska mäkilähtö | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyyb | 305 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | kari häkki | 224 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | BoB Ross | 159 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | BOT Tomi | 134 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Plasma-Aki | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Tomi | +1.88 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | tyyb | +1.60 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | dj erdogan | +1.58 | 78 | 56 |
| #4 | jaska mäkilähtö | +1.12 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | JariNSeksiHousutPVP | -0.15 | 47 | 31 |





