








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 289 | 19% |
| Smokes | 346 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 483 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 437 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $216,262 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Virta | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | washed | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | Pel<tsi | 49% | 68 |
| #4 | Ailu | 46% | 65 |
| #5 | janoistensankari | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | jdi | 40% | 48 |
| #8 | ✪dgm<3♛ #kung | 36% | 14 |
| #9 | Johannes | 27% | 11 |
| #10 | :) | 20% | 5 |
| #11 | KurkuGoesPro | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pel<tsi | 28 | 0.0204 |
| #2 | Ailu | 19 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | jdi | 19 | 0.0198 |
| #4 | washed | 6 | 0.0242 |
| #5 | Virta | 6 | 0.0414 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pel<tsi | 93 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ailu | 86 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | janoistensankari | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Johannes | 47 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪dgm<3♛ #kung | 30 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ailu | +4.83 | 97 | 52 |
| #2 | KurkuGoesPro | +4.26 | 87 | 43 |
| #3 | Karen | +4.16 | 88 | 55 |
| #4 | Virta | +4.07 | 91 | 70 |
| #5 | Pel<tsi | +1.98 | 82 | 24 |





