








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 888 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 377 matches | ||
| Faceit | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4954 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5607 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5016 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4896 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,940,438 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 556 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rod | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | RA | 59% | 90 |
| #3 | Weirdy Strangey | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | King | 49% | 114 |
| #5 | hayden1 | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RA | 59% | 90 |
| #3 | Weirdy Strangey | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | King | 49% | 114 |
| #5 | hayden1 | 47% | 45 |
| #6 | Packy | 45% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King | 15 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Packy | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Weirdy Strangey | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | RA | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | hayden1 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RA | 762 | 0.39 | 21 min |
| #2 | Packy | 435 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | King | 374 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | hayden1 | 100 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Weirdy Strangey | 78 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rod | +3.67 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | Packy | +1.95 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | RA | +0.83 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Doodyl | +0.22 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | King | +0.04 | 74 | 54 |





