








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 953 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Faceit | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,372 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8003 | 24% |
| Smokes | 9534 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8288 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7547 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,912,066 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 779 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soma | 59% | 63 |
| #2 | ReeCe | 56% | 153 |
| #3 | Clearly KennyS | 53% | 235 |
| #4 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | 52% | 132 |
| #5 | hayden1 | 51% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyuwu | 1335 | 0.33 | 36 min |
| #2 | ReeCe | 502 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | kam | 487 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #4 | liable | 368 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | 359 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReeCe | +2.88 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | Soma | +1.45 | 78 | 50 |
| #3 | Packy | +1.43 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | +1.11 | 82 | 76 |
| #5 | Jt5mith | +1.11 | 90 | 49 |





