








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 935 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3424 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4016 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2233 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4281 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,975,462 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chobits | 54 | 0.0262 |
| #2 | 877-CASH-NOW | 53 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Saaable | 19 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Dimx | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Joe Bizon | 15 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saaable | 1017 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | rubaiyacht | 516 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | Dimx | 427 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Gabehasbongo | 413 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | chobits | 409 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rubaiyacht | +4.42 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | Gabehasbongo | +3.22 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | chobits | +1.30 | 76 | 45 |
| #4 | ✪Steve | +1.20 | 55 | 49 |
| #5 | Doodyl | +1.18 | 72 | 63 |





