








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 757 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Faceit | 188 matches | ||
| Renown | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6342 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5642 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5542 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2149 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3824 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,197,903 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qLethal☭D | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | 60% | 62 |
| #3 | MoldovaN- | 59% | 78 |
| #4 | musashi sensei | 57% | 61 |
| #5 | ✪ Just a Potato | 56% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | real999 ;;; | 521 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | ✪ Just a Potato | 448 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #3 | nervS | 427 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | MoldovaN- | 227 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | iSeby2002 | 205 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Just a Potato | +3.84 | 88 | 75 |
| #2 | iSeby2002 | +1.91 | 79 | 77 |
| #3 | musashi sensei | +1.85 | 86 | 56 |
| #4 | MeHigh. | +1.75 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | real999 ;;; | +1.63 | 76 | 69 |





