








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 821 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1303 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1138 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 624 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $419,262 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZOOTIEZ | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Silentbaws | 58% | 57 |
| #3 | Brixsy | 56% | 63 |
| #4 | soulee | 55% | 126 |
| #5 | Krisis | 53% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Brixsy | 56% | 63 |
| #4 | soulee | 55% | 126 |
| #5 | Krisis | 53% | 109 |
| #6 | Batman | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | Gragoon | 48% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soulee | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Krisis | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Gragoon | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Brixsy | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Silentbaws | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soulee | 264 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Gragoon | 214 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Krisis | 200 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Brixsy | 73 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Silentbaws | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisis | +1.31 | 65 | 54 |
| #2 | DragonRc | +1.10 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | Silentbaws | +0.86 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | Gragoon | +0.07 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | soulee | -0.32 | 75 | 56 |





