








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1945 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2128 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3574 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2867 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $268,313 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | word | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | ZOOTIEZ | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Silentbaws | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | Brixsy | 50% | 78 |
| #5 | DragonRc | 48% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Silentbaws | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | Brixsy | 50% | 78 |
| #5 | DragonRc | 48% | 92 |
| #6 | Krisis | 47% | 108 |
| #7 | soulee | 45% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soulee | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | DragonRc | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Krisis | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Brixsy | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Silentbaws | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soulee | 270 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Krisis | 194 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | DragonRc | 141 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | word | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | ZOOTIEZ | 77 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silentbaws | +1.13 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | Krisis | +0.66 | 61 | 57 |
| #3 | DragonRc | +0.64 | 73 | 55 |
| #4 | Gragoon | +0.44 | 76 | 67 |
| #5 | ZOOTIEZ | -0.16 | 71 | 66 |





