








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2590 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3523 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2388 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2402 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $645,752 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soulee | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Gragoon | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Brixsy | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Krisis | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | word | 56% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Krisis | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | word | 56% | 77 |
| #6 | Jinjy | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | jimmythedemon1254 | 46% | 41 |
| #8 | nwurd | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | word | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Gragoon | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Brixsy | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Jinjy | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Krisis | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | word | 159 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | jimmythedemon1254 | 95 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gragoon | 49 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | soulee | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | nwurd | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisis | +2.40 | 64 | 50 |
| #2 | nwurd | +1.78 | 58 | 28 |
| #3 | Gragoon | +0.72 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | soulee | +0.59 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | jimmythedemon1254 | +0.54 | 78 | 63 |





