








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1168 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1772 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1209 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1045 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $151,220 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Batman | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Silentbaws | 60% | 85 |
| #3 | ZOOTIEZ | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Brixsy | 55% | 75 |
| #5 | DragonRc | 53% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ZOOTIEZ | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Brixsy | 55% | 75 |
| #5 | DragonRc | 53% | 109 |
| #6 | soulee | 52% | 181 |
| #7 | Gragoon | 47% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soulee | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Gragoon | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Silentbaws | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Brixsy | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | DragonRc | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soulee | 340 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | Gragoon | 224 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | DragonRc | 173 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Silentbaws | 88 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Brixsy | 88 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisis | +1.22 | 64 | 57 |
| #2 | Silentbaws | +1.21 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | DragonRc | +0.67 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | Gragoon | -0.02 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | ZOOTIEZ | -0.30 | 75 | 60 |





