








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 34 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 445 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1093 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1103 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 975 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,243 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZOOTIEZ | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Batman | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Silentbaws | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | DragonRc | 56% | 63 |
| #5 | Krisis | 55% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Silentbaws | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | DragonRc | 56% | 63 |
| #5 | Krisis | 55% | 75 |
| #6 | soulee | 52% | 88 |
| #7 | Gragoon | 50% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soulee | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Gragoon | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Krisis | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | DragonRc | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Silentbaws | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soulee | 196 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Gragoon | 188 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | DragonRc | 99 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Krisis | 94 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | ZOOTIEZ | 68 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silentbaws | +3.03 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | Krisis | +1.89 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | DragonRc | +1.76 | 74 | 52 |
| #4 | soulee | +0.93 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | Gragoon | +0.59 | 73 | 63 |





