








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3574 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1763 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 803 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2178 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $563,349 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Shkzy | 55% | 221 |
| #8 | KingFeatured | 54% | 28 |
| #9 | ttfreckles | 51% | 57 |
| #10 | Trekt_GetRekt | 44% | 63 |
| #11 | Bappith Maximus | 42% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dion | 21 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Dissonant | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ☩ 𝕤𝓟ℛ𝓩𝟠 ☩ | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Bappith Maximus | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Shkzy | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shkzy | 781 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | ☩ 𝕤𝓟ℛ𝓩𝟠 ☩ | 289 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dion | 177 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Dissonant | 152 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Dr.Gondy | 141 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dion | +6.43 | 90 | 45 |
| #2 | Dissonant | +3.75 | 53 | 51 |
| #3 | KingFeatured | +3.61 | 90 | 36 |
| #4 | Kibikita | +2.67 | 74 | 35 |
| #5 | ☩ 𝕤𝓟ℛ𝓩𝟠 ☩ | +1.61 | 77 | 35 |





