








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1533 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2334 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1701 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1733 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $975,269 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dissonant | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | Geno | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | EL REDEEMED | 61% | 148 |
| #4 | ☩ 𝕤𝓟ℛ𝓩𝟠 ☩ | 60% | 103 |
| #5 | Kibikita | 59% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shkzy | 468 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | EL REDEEMED | 310 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Trekt_GetRekt | 193 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | ☩ 𝕤𝓟ℛ𝓩𝟠 ☩ | 184 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dissonant | 60 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dion | +4.94 | 84 | 47 |
| #2 | Dissonant | +1.83 | 48 | 55 |
| #3 | Kibikita | +0.96 | 70 | 32 |
| #4 | Geno | +0.72 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | ☩ 𝕤𝓟ℛ𝓩𝟠 ☩ | +0.09 | 73 | 40 |





