








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1570 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 656 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4570 | 16% |
| Smokes | 8088 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7431 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8603 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,853,757 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xelfeR | 52% | 174 |
| #2 | Demmi | 51% | 375 |
| #3 | matic | 51% | 100 |
| #4 | lildoor | 50% | 50 |
| #5 | Yamakoto | 50% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | SN33ZLE | 43% | 63 |
| #16 | Creatyx | 42% | 60 |
| #17 | NicoG.🤙 | 40% | 144 |
| #18 | Patriq66 | 39% | 49 |
| #19 | Chris | 36% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NicoG.🤙 | 41 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Cryfix | 21 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | MrKirby幸せ | 18 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | DeiraCity | 17 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Demmi | 14 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demmi | 3180 | 0.39 | 97 min |
| #2 | Sl3Dge98 DiNase | 1005 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #3 | MrKirby幸せ | 742 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #4 | Yamakoto | 402 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | NicoG.🤙 | 370 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrKirby幸せ | +3.22 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | SN33ZLE | +1.74 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | Patriq66 | +1.72 | 84 | 51 |
| #4 | lildoor | +1.69 | 82 | 60 |
| #5 | matic | +1.65 | 80 | 56 |





